What am I supposed to toss? Rapunzel can't quite hear what the Prince wants, tossing down a chair, a flare, and some Voltaire. Perfect card for any occasion. 5.5" x 4". Illustration by Rick Cunningham. Blank inside. Envelopes included.
Latest Episode - January 31, 2023: It's time for the announcement of the Disney Dining Tournament winner! Plus Rapunzel's Jukebox, Popeye, Uno, Yogi Bear, and more!
"Plate Eight" Results:
Parks: #2 Le Cellier (56%) def. #1 Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater (44%)
Quick Service: #5 Flame Tree Barbecue (55%) def. #2 Pecos Bill's (45%)
Resorts: #1 Ohana (68%) def. #7 Whispering Canyon Cafe (32%)
Disney Springs: #1 The Boathouse (55%) def. #2 Chef Art Smith's Homecomin' (45%)
"Feastly Four" Semifinals Results:
#2 (Parks) Le Cellier (59%) def #5 (Quick Service) Flame Tree Barbecue (41%)
#1 (Resorts) Ohana (71%) vs. #1 (Disney Springs) The Boathouse (29%)
Tournament of Disney Sidekicks - CHAMP!
We've got a winner! After over 3,000 votes, the Tournament of Disney Villains has crowned its champ ... Genie! With a 73%-27% win over Olaf in the finals, Genie had completed his steamrolling of the field to claim the crown. Check out the final bracket below!
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Not Your Mother's Goose is now a hilarious podcast! Hosted by Topher Goggin, the NYMG Podcast features the hysterical material from the book, plus BRAND NEW stories, fairy tale "news," fake ads, and "Rapunzel's Jukebox" song parodies you can't miss.
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Haunted Mansion Wins Tournament of Rides!
Original Goose: The funny fairy tale book you never knew you needed
Not Your Mother's Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, along with hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old McDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a long battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Add in Rick Cunningham's gut-busting illustrations and you've got a laugh fest you could give as a gift, but that you'll probably just want to keep for yourself. ORDER NOW IN PRINT OR FOR AMAZON KINDLE, INCLUDING KINDLE UNLIMITED
Adult Coloring Book!
Grab your markers and laugh your stress away while you color almost 30 hilarious cartoons drawn by Rick Cunningham, including exclusive material not in the main book!
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Want to listen to the original? Get the audiobook edition of Not Your Mother's Goose, read by Earphones and Audie Award-winning narrator Eric Martin (Bad Reception, Hoot Gibson: Vegas Cowboy). Get it now from Audible!
Having passed second grade (on the very first try), Topher Goggin is highly qualified to write a fairy tale book like Not Your Mother's Goose. He now works as a small town lawyer in Central Michigan, and announces football and basketball. More info.
Owner of Cunningham's, Rick Cunningham is an award-winning design/illustration studio specializing in marketing support systems, Rick has been seriously devoting more time to fun projects (like Not Your Mother's Goose).
Eric Martin is the Earphones and Audie Award winning narrator of nearly 200 audiobooks, including Pulitzer Prize winners and #1 NY Times Bestsellers. He has performed works for The New Yorker and The Atlantic by Michael Chabon, Kurt Vonnegut, and David Foster Wallace. Eric is also the co-creator and writer of original audio series like Bad Reception and Hoot Gibson: Vegas Cowboy, and produced and narrated the full-cast production of the NY Times Monthly Bestseller Stinker Lets Loose! He recently directed and co-starred in the narration of Heads Will Roll, alongside the likes of Kate McKinnon, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, and some lady named Meryl Streep. www.ericjasonmartin.com
Rapunzel's Jukebox Singer
A college bookstore operator in Boston in "real life," Andrew Mitchell lends us his musical talent when not performing with his funk/soul band, The Othership, and as a new member of the Shittons. Andrew has handled the vocals for most Rapunzel's Jukebox songs, often devising fun arrangements spanning everything from guitar to trombone to kazoo (the third of those being a tribute to his late father, who used to perform as "King Kazoo").
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